10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.