10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer