10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.