10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright