10 Random Poker Quotes

i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.