10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)