10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."