10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• It's Free To Fold...
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus