10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes