10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Welcome to kicker school
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"