10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Fish don't eat Nutz!