10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus