10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph