10 Random Poker Quotes

I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
"I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright