10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters