10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986