10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion