10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Fold and live to fold again
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.