10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek