10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer