10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for loners.