10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.