10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Fold and live to fold again
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.