10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)