10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"