10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water