10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."