10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.