10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "No river, no fish."
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim