10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• It's Free To Fold...