10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo