10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts