10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"