10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Welcome to kicker school
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves