10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "No river, no fish."
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."