10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.