10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from