10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."