10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP