10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha