10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger