10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Fold and live to fold again