10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "No river, no fish."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright