10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Welcome to kicker school
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword