10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.