10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]