10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels