10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Welcome to kicker school
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson