10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!