10 Random Poker Quotes

Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
Those eggs smell delicious!
You have to piss with the dick you have
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
"Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'